Friday, December 13, 2013

Ostriches: the Silent Killers

I don't remember much of this dream anymore, but I do remember the gut-wrenching fear.

I was at work at the vet hospital and this guy comes in with his psychotic, two-headed ostrich and it got loose in the treatment area.

We were collectively trying to trap and restrain it, but none of us really knew how to deal with an ostrich. This horrifying image happened at least twice: I'm on the defensive, looking around me cautiously, and across the hospital I see another employee doing the same only as I'm watching, an ostrich head slowly rises up from behind a cabinet or something right next to them and they don't see it.

Pretty much take every horror movie scene where something is behind somebody and the audience sees it before the person does and insert an ostrich. It's seriously creepy.

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